The giraffe’s downthere?
After our run this morning, we went to eat brunch at a local overpriced greasy spoon. Soon before our departure, two unlikely pairs of diners sat next to us. Two professional-looking white women were taking out two teenaged Black kids and everyone looked a bit uncomfortable.
I had my ears open to try to figure out their relationship. After the server came to take their order, one of the women suggested they they practice an impromptu speech; she reminded me of a speech/debate coach I used to know. “I’ll make up a topic, OK.”
They nodded.
“The topic is the giraffe’s vagina.”
I mentally screamed, “No, No, there will be no discussion of the privates of giraffe’s at my brunch. No, no, no.”
She continued, “OK, Mark…90 seconds…giraffes in China…GO.”
I hope my ears get unclogged soon.
May 20, 2007 at 6:18 pm
Ahahahahaaaaaa! Also, ew.
May 20, 2007 at 7:59 pm
Hilarious.
May 21, 2007 at 10:52 am
Damn. I wish the subject had actually been a giraffe’s vagina. “Talk your way out of that one, young man!”
May 21, 2007 at 9:00 pm
lol…I had to read that one to the hubby, we both got a good chuckle out of that one!