STFU!
I’ve been busy today. YAY!
One of my problems at work is that I have a cubicle and there are some people who talk at a crazy volume during their numerous trips to the refrigerator, which isn’t far from my desk. Even music doesn’t drown them out.
One woman is an obese, self-important blowhard. Here are some choice snippets from her: They are not exaggerated.
1-My cousin owns a restaurant and he can donate food for the tailgaiting party.
2-I invited [name of important NYC govt official]. No one would have know to invite [name] if it weren’t for me.
3-My best friend knows Caroline Kennedy; I bet we could get her involved in the fundraiser.
4-They love women in the Middle East. My Jewish friends don’t understand that if you are a woman they just put you on a pedestal and worship you!
5-I couldn’t figure out what was wrong with [co-worker] but I took her to the hospital, where they discovered a rare infection. Can you believe that she wouldn’t have gone if I hadn’t forced her??
Maybe she used to sing; she projects her voice as though they need to hear her in the back row. Soon I will be saying this to her: SHUTUPNOBODYCARESI’MTRYINGTODOWORKHERESOPLEASETAKEITSOMEWHEREELSE[BITCH]!
Dumbass.
August 9, 2007 at 7:31 pm
I harbor much contempt for people who are overbearing like that. Unfortunately we live in a (mostly) civilized world and it is nearly un-thought of to just shove wads of paper in their mouth to shut them up.
How is Pumpkin? Any news?
August 9, 2007 at 8:57 pm
God, I hate people like that. We get a lot of that here, too. Lots of social climbers who fawn over minor celebrities and fake royalty. Who cares? Not me!
August 9, 2007 at 10:41 pm
Ugh. Could you poison her food? Because really, that’s about all that will shut someone like that up.
August 10, 2007 at 3:52 pm
Yuck, force feed her a stapler, for me.