Where do you want this killin’ done

Before I went out to meet my friends at a local bar last night, I read claims on a local message board that this bar is THE PLACE to score cocaine. I was worried about having to deal with some amped up assholes.
It was very quiet there when we arrived at around 8:30. About 45 later, a [...]

Mumble, grumble, HUH?

This has been a day of tentative plans. I dislike tentative plans; let’s either make plans or not.  Sitting around waiting for someone to call according to her convenience irritates me.
“If you don’t scold and dominate us we will never give you cause to hate us…” said Jane and Michael in their letter to a [...]

A few words

Here’s a nice example of our (your?  their?) government in action.
I’ve got another four-day weekend coming at me.  I have no particular plans except to acquire and read this book about twins separated at birth.  Actually, I have a lot of tentative plans (movie, dinner, bar) for tomorrow. Usually that means either an all or nothing day. 
Since I [...]

Whenever I get weary

Back at work.  My boss is back today and I’m hoping the day goes fast, as yesterday did.  At work, I can tell the weather by looking over my left shoulder out my boss’s window at the Empire State building which is a little over 2 miles from here.  Today I can barely see it. Gloom.
I [...]

HNY

I have returned from a pilgrimage to Katz’s deli on the Lower East Side.  Katz’s is best known outside NY as being the deli where Sally fakes an orgasm and Harry is embarrassed by her.
Today there were no orgasms to be heard, but it was a total ZOO with people lined up out the door waiting [...]

Cherry Beer

Last night I learned that I love Belgian Cherry beer. S didn’t like her beer and I offered to let her drink my wine and give me her Cherry beer. I’m not a beer drinker, as most beer is too bitter for me. But this beer K— something, was like a combination of an ale and [...]

Poca

Earlier this morning the running team and I went out and did our 5 miles in the rain. The weather is very mild and the wind hasn’t picked up yet, so it was a great run.  Just before mile 4, E said, “Hey, Poca[cranky], do you want to do a slow Indian run?” 
R dubbed me [...]

Dont be loser change your male machine size

Here is the spam I got today; I am reading in in my best Boratian accent:
Subject: Dont be loser change your male machine size
Your girl doesn’t admire to do it with you along of your male machine size.
Everything will be all right sure enough.
All you have to do is just use our male organ enlargement.
Your [...]

Joy

A post got eaten earlier and I won’t try to re-create it. I am home with no work until December 26. I was supposed to see H in DC, but we cancelled plans due to H’s illness. I’m sorry that I won’t be seeing her, but I like the homeland.
R, E and I are hoping [...]

The best little

It’s the time of the year when I find it difficult to get myself out to run. But I managed to do it last night and felt very accomplished.  I can’t say how fast I was because I only have a rough estimate of the distance as being between 3.25 and 3.5 miles, though the [...]