Bachelor #1 Alias…who?

Bachelor #1 MrManiaPrincetonCaffeinatedCofee had on a nametag that said “R0lfe” and that seemed odd. He looked very Jewish to me and “R0lfe,” doesn’t seem to match that [my] ethnicity.  But you can’t very well say to someone you’ve never met, “hey Hymie–how can that be your name?”

The answer is that it appears not to be his name. Last in the day yesterday I compared the names on the online list of the men from the event that you might want to choose to date with my notes.  “R0lfe” was not on the list. Since we actually had a discussion of the name “yes, when Happy Days was on I took a lot of crap about the name,” I know that he didn’t “accidentally” have the nametag on.  Maybe he only brings out his “real” nametag (which could be Michael according to the online list…or his name could be missing entirely) if he wants to go out with you.  Insanity…party of one…your table is ready.

On one hand I think that going to SD under an assumed name is bullshit. Yet on the other hand, it shows a level of crazy ingenuity that I admire. Being pushy, I want to e-mail the speed date people and alert them to the situation and ask them WTF?  But really, is it worth my time?  Only I can know.  And it’s not like I WANT to date an unmedicated manic maniac.

 In other news, I matched with one bachelor. I emailed him, but haven’t heard back in the past 24 hours.  Bastard!   Rocks of despair, here I come.

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