Paint
Painting has commenced. Right now, in my hall, a mattress, box spring and bedframe are leaning up against my bookcases. If you are thinking about how I am able to walk down the hall without tripping, falling, hitting my head and bleeding onto the floor…the answer is “with great difficulty.”
When I look into my bedroom, the room being painted, I am excited. The yellow is nice and cheerful and clean! It’s SO clean. My neighbor Bee, who is doing the painting, was suggesting how I can reorganize the room. Although the rest of the apartment was painted sometime in the past 10 years, it’s been almost 15 years since the bedrooms were painted. It’s exciting. And with Mr. Cl3an eraser stick, maybe it will stay cleaner than I’m used to.
In the news about the pseudo-Charlie Sh33n guy, he e-mailed me yesterday to ask for a flirtatious phone call, i.e. phone sex. Yes, he may be a doctor, but if he is, he is loitering by his computer at 1PM on a Tuesday trying to get strange women to talk dirty to him. It’s good to be suspicious of these buffoons at all times because most people on em dot com are icky liars.
March 26, 2008 at 9:14 am
Oooh, what a creep! maybe he IS Charlie Sh33n! Yay for paint and bright, clean rooms!
March 26, 2008 at 9:27 am
Claudia may have a point. Wasn’t one of the big issues in his divorce that he spent too much time online soliciting sex? Not that I read gossip magazines. Much. Anyhow, ICK. Tell Dr. Horny you have better things to do.
March 26, 2008 at 9:29 am
I did–I told him that I am looking for something more substantive than phone sex. And then I wished him luck…
March 26, 2008 at 10:00 am
You know, I don’t want my doctor to be thinking of psuedo hummers when he’s examining me, so good for you to tell him to buzz off.
March 26, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Creepy! I hope you’ll post pictures of the new room when you’re done! Or at least send some to me.
March 26, 2008 at 12:43 pm
I posted some flower pics for ya.
March 26, 2008 at 3:52 pm
I was on your same dating website about 7 years ago and all the guys, except one was either asking for IM sex or sending me photos of their naughty mcnuggets. I just got permanently icked out. I tried that one different website last summer, but I was 99% sure the guy was married. Oy! Its so discouraging.