Pesach!

In yesterday’s posting, I mentioned that I had received a real reply from em dot com.  I e-mailed the individual in question to say that I would be in touch when I returned from celebrating Passover.  I received another response from him.  It was a long reply.  My first (unfortunate, sexist) thought was, “what are you…A GIRL”  because I consider these verbose replies the purview of women (or the unemployed).  Word Count reveals that this gentleman wrote me 462 words!  To a stranger!  Now I am afraid that he is manic or bi-polar.  I feel that my space has been crowded.  Go away with your words!  Your letters are oppressive!  Apparently I have issues–who knew?

Much of the e-mail covers his fondness for old standards.  but then he also goes into his philosophy of dating, “I do not just write because I like a picture, but to be fair and compliment you, I do find you very attractive physically.”  All right then…um…thanks?  God this stuff is SO AWKWARD. 

In any case, I have a bit of a respite from everything while I visit my mother for the next four days to prepare for Passover.  Yesterday I had the opportunity to taste and critique a friend/co-worker’s (Protestant) boyfriend’s matzoh balls and chicken soup.  When I e-mailed him my feedback he was surprised that I could tell that they hadn’t been made with chicken fat.  I also had to inform him that the poultry seasoning spices he used in the soup were unacceptable, since there were no fancy schmancy herbs in the land/s of my ancestors.  He took it very well–he is apparently responsible for all the cooking for a Passover seder and, not being Jewish, he is struggling.

I will not be struggling–just helping my mother to prepare for two seders.  Read more about Passover here.  Later.

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7 Comments on “Pesach!”

  1. freshhell Says:

    Hope you have a good holiday. Sorry about the wordy guy - I do hope you meet him though. Only so you can write a funny entry about him. (Yes, it’s all about me!). Why doesn’t the co-worker cook her Passover meal rather than let a Christian do it? I would not make a very good Jew, what with the chicken fat and all. Is there such a thing as a vegetarian Jew?

  2. crankygirl Says:

    There are a ton of vegetarian Jews. My mother tried to make Matzo ball soup when she was a veg and it stank. This will be the first time in a while that we have no vegetarian guests at our seders.

  3. freshhell Says:

    I would imagine the menu would have to be…..inauthentic at best. My mother tried to turn me into a Good Southerner and I used to make really kick-ass fried chicken. Not so much anymore. My mother still tries to sneak chicken broth in things but I can tell. It’s not the same dish w/o it, I know, but….blech. Chicken. I know you will enjoy yours, though!

  4. Lass Says:

    One of the best perks of my Chicago nannying job was being around some terrific Jewish cooks. The charges’ grandma made the BEST matzoh ball soup. I’m hungry now.

  5. Lass Says:

    ps. Enjoy the seders!

  6. freshhell Says:

    Also, thank you for not laughing (where I can hear you) at my ignorance. That’s a very complicated holiday! I had no idea. My Jewish grandfather was an agnostic and so I know very little about it at all.

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