Has the moon lost her memory
Tonight I go hear Paul S1mon and friends at Br00klyn Academy of Music. I am excited!
I am feeling a bit better today. I must admit that watching [Lord] Andrew Lloyd Webber give advice to the American Idols gave me several big laughs. He was aghast that a dude in dreadlocks would be singing the song “Memory” from Cats. The singer was no Betty Buckley. He made one of the guys sing soulfully into his eyes, as though “he were the most beautiful 17 year old girl in the world.” The contestant noted that being 25, 17 was a bit young for him.
I am not fond of the music of ALW and I wonder what he intends to perform tonight on the AI results show. I’ll have to watch it when I get home from Paul S. I must admit I was shocked to read that Lord whoziwhatsis has been married several times. Wowsers.
I set a day next week to meet the next guy–the guy who has a lot of words. I told someone at work that he is 5′6″ (and I’m 5′9″). She snorted:
Coworker: So he’s the same height as S.
Me: S is 4′11″!
Her: If a guy admits to 5′6″ there’s no way he’s taller than 5′3″…so OK, maybe he’s the same height as T.
Me: Oy.
I get lots of encouragement–I love encouragement.
April 23, 2008 at 8:27 am
Encouragement is good. Maybe the guy is Paul Simon himself! He’s pretty short.
April 23, 2008 at 11:40 am
I’m trying to think of other cute shorties - Al Pacino used to be handsome…um…the Keebler Elves are kinda sassy…is this what you meant by encouragement?
Also, that “look into my eyes” think totally creeped me out, as does most of what AL-W does. Ew.
April 23, 2008 at 11:42 am
Yes…CREEPY! I forgot to post that I thought that I might die laughing when he said about Carly’s beautiful blue eyes, “that’s why they say the ‘eyes’ have it”
I really don’t think that’s why they say that, dude.
April 23, 2008 at 1:37 pm
You are as tall as I am! The man (ex-husband) in my ‘previous’ life was 5′ 7&3/4” tall. That 3/4 still makes me laugh. Turns out the love of my life and now husband is taller than I am! I like that. Lucky me!
Nothing wrong with shorter guys though! How old is he?
April 24, 2008 at 10:34 pm
Awww, be nice to short people, Cranky. My Dad was 5′6″ and my mom is 4′10″. And when I met actor Joel Grey, he was actually taller than me. Pretty embarrassing, huh? I always tell my mom she’s taller than the cat.