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I ran in the rain on Sunday–I only went out because it was cool and I love to run in Spring with the rain hitting my face.

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I am wearing a bra that is too small for me. I hope that I don’t have to run anywhere or raise my arms. Ugliness will ensue. I am also wearing corduroys. In May. Because it’s not supposed to be over 55 degrees. So gauche.

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Ms. Appalachia has left the *bucks.  I was so happy not to see her this morning. Only regular people. Regular people to me are the heavyset Black guy and the gay lisping Black guy. Ahh…this is where I belong.

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Someone at work sells Av0n, so I am the happy owner of their new lipstick, pr0-t0-g0. It opens with one hand!  I’m curious how long it takes me to break it. I hope it lasts at least a week.

And that’s what I have for today. Don’t I have an exciting life?

Oh, here I am sporting my new Av0n.  Thanks Laura.

 

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9 Comments on “My randomness”

  1. freshhell Says:
    May 20, 2008 at 9:27 am

    Are you wearing the too-small bra in that photo? It’s hard to tell because your heat-packin’ hands are obscuring that whole area.

  2. crankygirl Says:
    May 20, 2008 at 9:30 am

    Yes I am. It’s blue. You can’t see my boobies in that photo b/c they are up near my chin.

  3. The Lass Says:
    May 20, 2008 at 1:35 pm

    Lookin’ good there Cranky! Now admit it, you shot the ‘Bucks-billy with your awesome chimp gun.

  4. crankygirl Says:
    May 20, 2008 at 1:38 pm

    I’m so cute in the photo, right?

  5. freshhell Says:
    May 20, 2008 at 2:10 pm

    Speakin’ of the hillbilly, I watched a show about hillbillies on The History Channel last night. There was some a them what looked eerie like some of y’all. Not to point fingers at y’all’s lineage or nothin’ but Lass you got plenty a room out there for a still on yer propity. And whut all’s them fancy weeds growing out back - with the frilly leaves? Smells raht good.

  6. The Lass Says:
    May 20, 2008 at 2:33 pm

    You’re adorable as ever, Cranky, and I like that you’ve forsaken the leg and arm shaving. Very Eurpopean! As for you, Miss Claudia, I have never denied my hillbilly roots. My dad was from Virginia and my mom from Kentucky so I have the double whammy. We’re Irish hillbillies on both sides. The drunkest, meanest kind. Let that be a warning to you, Miss.

  7. The Lass Says:
    May 20, 2008 at 2:33 pm

    Europopean? Did I mention the hillbilly thing? Ack.

  8. freshhell Says:
    May 20, 2008 at 2:35 pm

    I knew it, Lass McCoy! You can’t hide hillbilly.

  9. crankygirl Says:
    May 20, 2008 at 3:06 pm

    My family was busy hiding in Eastern Europe. That’s where all the hairiness is from.

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