Insecurity and desperation

Yesterday was quite a lovely day–a perfect labor day. M and B picked me up and we went out to Long Beach.  We hit a few glitches getting there, but were on the beach by 1:30.  We talked and played in the water and sprawled on the sand until late afternoon when we picked up and went to eat barbecue.  I ate my pulled pork platter so fast that it was hard to remember that it was there at all.  Then I inhaled a cucumber and tomato salad that was full of a sweet tangy dressing. Ahh.

I also had to get rid of some dude that a friend of a friend had sic-ed on me.  I had spoke to him briefly on Sunday and he was busy.  I had said that we could talk yesterday and possibly make plans for today.  So he emailed me at 6:30AM, and called me at 10:45AM and 2:50PM.  I decided that stalkers are not my friends and emailed him when I got home that the fact that he had contacted me three times made me think that there was an incompatibility in communication styles, so we shouldn’t go out.

When I was subsequently talking to my mother, I told it like this:

C: And then I wrote: ‘Fuck off.  From, Cranky’

Mom: You did NOT.

C: Nope, I wrote ‘all the best to you’…it means the same thing!

Mom [laughing]:  he must be lonely.

C:  Remember what Albert Brooks said in that movie [Broadcast News], ‘wouldn’t this be a great world if…desperation made us more attractive?’

So I wish you all a secure and stable morning.

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18 Comments on “Insecurity and desperation”

  1. Lass Says:

    Does this font make my ass look fat? Do you like me? Are we friends? Is it okay if I call you five times today?

  2. Lass Says:

    Okay, you haven’t responded to my comment yet so I thought I’d try again. Hello? Are you there? Hey….hey Cranky!

  3. crankygirl Says:

    Yes, indeed I got two more phone calls from Mr. Desperate. One was at 9PM and one at 9AM…good times, right?

  4. freshhell Says:

    Hey Lass, butt out! She’s my friend! I’m going to call her at work every hour on the hour to see what’s she’s doing. Cranky, what are you doing right now? Have lunch plans? What about dinner? How ’bout a movie – that Woody Allen one looks good. Doncha think? I’ll call you and ask.

  5. crankygirl Says:

    Hope Dusty is having a great day. And NOBODY SHOULD CALL ME EVER! I AM AN INTROVERT, NO FRIENDS NEED APPLY!

  6. The Lass Says:

    Sorry Claudia, I got here first and though she’s playing it all coy and standoffish, we know I’m the one. Right, Cranky? Right? I have donuts! You can have one!

    Fact: I was once in a similar situation and the dude left increasingly hostile messages on my answering machine, the last of which said something about how he was from LA and not returning phone calls was a very LA thing for me to be doing and how dare I and blah blah blah. Yeah, like THAT’S gonna make me call you back, creep.

  7. crankygirl Says:

    I will call the cops on him if I need to. No problem.

  8. The Lass Says:

    I vote for popping a cap in his ass. Because I’m all street like that.

  9. freshhell Says:

    Pfft – doughnuts? That’s the best you can do? I’ve got pie! PIE, I tell you! I’ll drop it off at your apt door tonight. If I need to, I’ll buy you some bacon BECAUSE I’M YOUR BEST FRIEND AND NOT LASS. (Whew, it’s hard being an annoying stalker, ya know?). And don’t worry, I won’t call you. I hate the phone and avoid it if I can.

  10. crankygirl Says:

    Because I know that this is fascinating: I have my cell phone set to go directly to voicemail when he calls from his cell number. People are crazy.

  11. awittykitty Says:

    Sadly, my one stalker calls and leaves a message and then calls again several times in a row and doesn’t leave a message (anonymous on my caller ID) and then makes me feel guilty the next time I see him and then buys a painting for more than twice the asking price and then takes me to lunch after I make fun of him. OY!! Maybe I should just take Cranky lessons. You available? I mean when Lass and Fresh Hell aren’t fighting over you, of course.

  12. crankygirl Says:

    Here’s the lesson, Witty: YOUR BEHAVIOR IS INAPPROPRIATE. MOREOVER, IT’S A BIT FRIGHTENING. STOP IT NOW!

    My friend and I were recently talking about how if there are no ramifications for bad behavior, the behavior continues. I want the behavior TO STOP. In addition, I know that many men prey on women’s oh-I-don’t-want-him-to-feel-bad tendencies. Not interested. If someone is crushed on the rocks of despair by my brush-off they need a lobotomy.

  13. The Lass Says:

    Why is the song “Don’t You Want Me, Baby?” suddenly going through my head? :)

  14. crankygirl Says:

    I luuuvvv that song.

  15. The Lass Says:

    He’s probably singing it to your photograph right now.

  16. crankygirl Says:

    Nice visual–I really needed that.

  17. The Lass Says:

    Did I mention he’s naked?

  18. crankygirl Says:

    Did I mention that I just projectile-ly vomited?


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