Cause I just love the summer. Belch.

I just want to let you non-commenters know that you suck. 
What else sucks?  That our big fat benefits managers seems to have spilled a bottle of perfume on herself. I’d like to light a match and set her on fire.  Or at least light a cigarette to mitigate that sickly sweet stench. 
We have more humid [...]

All I really need is just one more drink

I dreamed last night about drinking.  That’s unusual for me. I dreamed that I was in a restaurant with one of those beautiful old, long wooden bars. I was with a friend and she noticed that the bartender was making a drink that involved a large snifter surrounded by eight shot glasses and the whole [...]

Suckitude

The weather is completely disgusting here.  It’s humid and hot and sunless and airless.  I want to go home and go to bed, but the plumber is coming today to supposedly fix my sink pipe, so no sense being there for that mess. 
I’ve been sitting at work lately wearing my big sunglasses to block the [...]

New York’s crankiest

I find it endlessly amazing that some people don’t understand that when I am eating, you don’t interrupt me unless it’s crucial and you apologize in advance.  It is really beyond me why someone wants to disturb the animal while she is eating.
It is a warm day out and I am eating udon soup because [...]

Soft and cuddly

I was up and out early today to go cheer my friend E, who completed her 2nd NYC Triathl0n.  We ran into someone we know who has a really cute six month old baby. When we remarked on the baby’s cuteness, she said that people had suggested that the baby (M0lly) looks like the 1980s [...]

New!

I went out with a friend on Monday and she had this great wallet (in green).  I had to have it.  So I bit the bullet and ordered this lovely new wallet from Italy.  I’m really really excited. It should be here by next week.

Balding Banana

My poor Frannie has a bald patch, which began to develop when I was away for a few days.  My mom says that it doesn’t look too bad–I think that it looks terrible.  However, since I just took her to the vet a few weeks ago, I am unwilling to spend several hundred more dollars.  [...]

I stoop to sell

I had a good weekend, but somehow am in a crabby mood.
Yesterday, after an outdoor swim, I dragged a couple of old things over to my friend R’s stoop sale. I then entertained myself by being difficult to customers. A man came to buy their old stereo. After much whining that [...]

Mine!

Look what Laura sent me. You should be jealous!

Sink loveliness

I’m thinking of witholding the rent from my landlord. The crud that you see at the bottom of the sink is from the pipe, which backs into my sink.  I’m not sure how convincing the photo is and i HATE to get into a bad situation with the LL.  But I am tired of complaining [...]