Bachelor #1 MrManiaPrincetonCaffeinatedCofee had on a nametag that said “R0lfe” and that seemed odd. He looked very Jewish to me and “R0lfe,” doesn’t seem to match that [my] ethnicity. But you can’t very well say to someone you’ve never met, “hey Hymie–how can that be your name?”
The answer is that it appears not to be [...]
Despite the rain, I went out to speed date last night. I got to the venue, signed in, and got myself some wine. A little wine is a great thing. I began to talk with Holly, a woman who was also waiting. Some guy burst into the middle of our conversation MIDSENTENCE. “Let me introduce [...]
I’m going speed dating tomorrow [Tuesday]. I’ve got to get out there and try to be only 40% Cranky. With that in mind, I will be attempting to follow these 10 important rules, among others:
10. Do Not Pick Your Nose.
9. Smile at the people.
8. Bring an umbrella so you don’t look like a drowned rat [...]
Because I’m so lovely (or because Mr. Playboy T-shirt is not discerning) I had the following in my inbox this morning:
Dear Cranky: Hope you enjoyed our event at M1-5 Bar & Lounge on Monday. You haven’t logged on yet to tell us who you’d like to see again - but you’ve been picked. Want to [...]
Today is Tuesday. Tuesday seems to be rebate day at my local breakfast establishment. Every day I order a scrambled egg on a roll. Every Tuesday, when I give him the $2, he puts it in the bag with the sandwich. It’s a good tradition for a Tuesday.
Despite extreme soreness, I did our 3.35 mile [...]
And so, finally, here is the report of the final seven bachelors:
B7: A Korean guy with a very odd American name. He has some sort of printing business. He was a struggle to deal with because his English was poor and he was very formal. He was boring and his face was oddly smooth, like [...]
Last night I did speed dating again. It was at a different location–this time on the Lower East Side of Manhattan.
When I arrived at 7:15, the host, Angela, gave me my name tag and told me that my seat was at the bar. When I looked around, I realized that instead of having 18 ottomans [...]
